I like to think of cartoons I would like to see. Here is one rascally take on things.
Two lines of enrobed dignitaries, and assigned into two roped queues, heading towards two doorways ahead, the Eiffel Tower in the background, with labels on their backs.
One door labelled “Nobel”
The other door “igNobel”
An usher quietly conversing with a person at the back of the “Nobel” queue.
“Oh no Sir. I am certain that the invitation you hold is for the other queue”.
Label as required.